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Griffin: "How do I tell my mom dad friends etc. I have a huge problem. I'm 13 and furry. My girlfriend is.

Also, 13 and furry. But, I told my mom about it and she told me that furry fandom is one of the," quote, "'most disgusting and horrific things she has ever heard,'" end-quote. Now, though, I don't know what to do. Please help. He's just furry like he's going through puberty, starting to get hair in weird places, and that's normal, but it happens to the best of us… Um, furry— Griffin: Well… Travis: Um, I'm— I'm almost certain he means that he wants to dress up like a racoon and bone down.

Griffin: Here's what's troubling— Justin: …Wait, what? Travis: Yeah, I'm— I'm almost positive that's— that's what the "furry" means.

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Travis: No, not— not like [cross talk]Justin. Griffin: I feel like we covered this on last week's show, that animals are fucking sexyyo? They're getting sexier every year! Um, and he's just trying to capitalize on that movement by, y'know, dressing himself in furs and pelts, and just— Justin: Yeah, and get— like, trying to capture that sex wave, you mean, before it passes all of us by?

Griffin: If I were to give this— this kid some real advice which I'm not, because yuck! Justin: Yeah… Right… Yeah.

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Is this about a trend for you, or— Hey, by the way, uh, your girl— The odds against you, being a thirteen-year-old person who likes to dress like a raccoon and have sex, meeting and falling in love with a person, and then discovering that they, too, enjoy that s— Griffin: Oh, yeah. Justin: It doesn't happen. Griffin: Fucking astronomical.

Justin: Also? Marry her. Travis: He— He met her on, uh— on a furry website, and they hooked up on the 'fur-ums.

Griffin: [exhales] Don't! Travis: Like— Justin: What?

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Travis: But— Like forums— Griffin: Just, don't. Don't don't don't. Don't don't. Don't don't don't don't.

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Don't don't don't don't! Justin: No, wait. Travis: Like forums, but with fur.

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Like, 'fur-ums. Travis: Yeah. Justin: I like it. Travis: Thank you! Justin: I'm gonna start calling ours that. Travis: I've been working on that for a week and a half! Justin: [chuckles] 'Fur-ums! Horrendous Talk About Furries [ ] Griffin: Have you guys— Eh… Whenever I read a question like this that has anything to do with the furry community, um— It— I think that I'm an incredibly, like, open minded person.

Justin: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Griffin: Like, y'know, I'm color-blind, I'm age-blind, I'm gender-blind. Like, I don't know, my patience wears kind of thin with furries! Like, I— I'm not one to hate on any particular group of people because of whatever sexual stuff they're fuck yeah furries, um, and I'll, like, defend those people and their right to do that, but I just don't have that for furries!

Justin: What— The thing is, what you are seeing right now is, like, this— The— Furries— The most valuable service that furry [ sic ] provides us is they let you see inside the head of, like, a conservative republican minister, and, like, the way he feels about pretty much everybody outside of his immediate family is the way that you feel about fur— furries. So, like— And Furbies! Travis: I think this falls under, uh, a game I like to play, called "Daddy, how did you meet mommy?

Justin: It's all about racoons, yeah. I think it's because you don't see racoons a lot in your day-to-day, so you don't have a lot of personal connection to them, but— So they're, like, exotic and sexy? But— Griffin: Yeah. Let me— Let me ask you guys— Travis: "I looked across the room and saw the sexiest marmot I've ever seen!

Alright, in— In thirty years— Justin: Okay. Griffin: After the furry civil rights movement, am— a— [sighs] I mean, am I gonna be, like the bigot of history?

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Justin: Like, the back against the wall? Like, "I'm sorry, I don't care how far society has come, I refuse to recognize the rights of furries!

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Justin: I would— Griffin: There is zero percent chance of me ever, ever, ever being cool with this! How— [laughing] How does that taste?! What's up?! I'm raising the stakes on our comedy program, to endorse the castration of human beings! Griffin: Okay, let's go— Get— Travis: Get on it, politicians! Griffin: Let's get deeper in— Let's inception what you just said. Is that— Is that, um, a punative measure? Or is that more of a population control— Like, you don't want them spread— passing the furry gene that— that aberration onto their— their children.

Justin: [laughs, then stops] It is absolutely both. It— It— It works both ways.

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Griffin: Okay, now let's keep— One more level. Justin: Okay.

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Griffin: Um, if two people dressed as racoons fuck, what are the odds that they'll give birth to a racoon? Justin: Oh my god… What— This is the kind of future that I'm protecting you and yours against?

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Uh, my bigger fear is— is, like, a half man, half racoon. The 'mancoon,' if you will.

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Uh, that— That's really terrifying.